Jokes that the toilet is being renovated

Updated on Toilets 2024-08-26
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  1. Anonymous users2024-01-24

    Before the class started for 10 minutes, the teacher noticed a lot of drowsiness, and he slapped my desk and yelled, "Do you want to sleep when you see me?"

    Lao Wang was walking his dog in the park, but he fainted in a secluded place and fell unconscious.

    Thankfully, his dog called the doctor in time to turn his life around.

    Afterwards, people praised Lao Wang's dog for being smart, but Lao Wang said helplessly: "What is smart, he called it that day... is a veterinarian. ”

    My dream is to earn 10,000 yuan a month like my father. ”

    Your father's monthly salary is 10,000? ”

    No, I mean, I want to have great ideals like my father. ”

    A friend surnamed Liu, likes to read the Three Kingdoms, loves Taoyuan righteousness, so he took the initiative to change his name to "Liu Guanzhang", a few years have passed, and the business has not been doing well......

    The Czech Sverkoš, who scored the winning goal, found that his socks had broken a hole due to excessive force and ran to the sidelines to change a pair.

    The assistant coach asked him, "What color socks do you want?" ”

    Composer: "It took me 10 years to write this lullaby. ”

    Publisher: "How did this take you so long?" ”

    Composer: "It's always lulling me to sleep!" ”

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