Some people say I m handsome, I stood on the balcony and thought about who leaked the rumors for a n

Some people said I was handsome, and I stood on the balcony and thought about it for a night, who the hell was leaking, and the rumors ...... leakedIt is said that when I was born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half, and he beat me to death and did not believe that I was a child inherited from his chromosomes. Later, in order to prove her innocence, the mother dragged her father to the hospital for a paternity test, and the doctor opened the quilt and cried after just looking at it, wiped his nose and said go back, this is not your son, no one's, human beings can't give birth to such a handsome child......An intern nurse came over, immediately found a box of red ink, printed my fingerprints, and scattered the coiled hair at once, and muttered to me: Long hair is reserved for you, if you don't marry you in this life, don't cut your long hair, clear the ancient Buddha, and comb your boudoir ......When I was 15 years old, I didn't dare to go to school, not that I didn't go to school, I didn't dare to go to kindergarten for a long time, the children's teachers and the principal of the kindergarten were crazy, and my face was swollen into a watermelon by the little girl.

The CCTV Focus Talk program team came to interview me, the beautiful woman carrying the camera fainted three times, and the little girl in charge of the transcript wrote Chinese into Italian and Spanish. The United Nations earmarked a hideout for me, located on the summit of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I enjoyed true purity, the blue sky was so close to me, God was literally within reach.

Although it was pure, it was also extremely boring, and I stood on the top and shouted, "I'm not handsome!" Suddenly, Chang'e's voice came from the sky:

No, you lie....

I am the attending physician of the National Special Center for the Prevention and Treatment of Mental Illness, the leaders of our hospital attached great importance to your news and immediately asked me to get in touch with you, mental illness is a treatable and preventable disease, as long as you actively cooperate with the treatment of our hospital, you will be able to recover as soon as possible, and finally I hope you will build confidence and defeat the disease together, I wish you a speedy recovery!

When I woke up, I realized that it was a dream.

Since humans can't give birth to you as handsome, then you're not human.

Hahaha, scared me to death, you're too humorous.

Let's put it this way: if you don't die, you can have a bowl of rice to eat!! Difficult talent!

Do you have poop in your head?