I forgot to bring paper to the toilet, and I only have a photo of my girlfriend and 100 yuan in my p

Holding a photo in the left hand and RMB in the right hand, the two-pronged approach is to fight left and right, do you understand it!! When your girlfriend asks, she will say that her photo is as important as the renminbi in your heart!! Much stronger than the renminbi!!

Girlfriend photo, the RMB is too dirty and easy to get sick.

I suspect that you must have not wiped the situation at that time.

With a photo - too perverted.

With RMB - too wasteful.

Use your hands - it's too disgusting, how can you take cornmeal steamed buns in the future? Solution: Dry naturally without urgency, and shake it to fall off after drying. It's hygienic and convenient.

I agree with Sunset's Flounder's answer, which is comprehensive and humorous.

Benzene eggs,Is this still to be asked? If you want to die together, you can use it together. Wipe the RMB first and then wipe the photos, and find a building that is a little higher after wiping, and I don't need to say anything about the back.

Are you still on the toilet now? Ha ha. How did you deal with such a situation?

The photo is so hard, obviously it's not easy to use, 100 yuan and reluctant, call someone to deliver toilet paper, if you don't have a phone around, then just bend your hands or pants, that's all, hehe.

Don't wipe it, just drown in the toilet!

Yes.

No way. 1 person thinks, just put on the pants (I have done similar things before), go out, run home, take off the pants, throw them away, and get new pants.

2 Or you roar: Who pulls straw paper? Borrow it from me! After using up, choose one of 100 yuan and beautiful photos! (Guaranteed to be given to you).

3Put on your pants (wear loose, don't get wet), run to the phone booth outside to buy a napkin for a hundred yuan, and then go back.

100 RMB, if it's me, ask the person next to me to borrow a few pieces of paper.

I can't use it, it's uncomfortable.

I don't need either, I find paper and go to the toilet.