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Anonymous users2024-01-24The ancients called going to the toilet "changing clothes". A long time ago, rich families had to change their clothes when they went to the toilet. The toilet of Shi Chong's family, the richest man in the Southern Dynasty, was magnificently repaired, and more than 10 maidservants dressed in colorful costumes prepared nail decoction powder, agarwood juice, new clothes, etc., and stood at the door to greet them.
According to the "Zuo Biography" record: one day in 581 B.C., Jin Jinggong felt bloated after tasting new wheat, so he went to the toilet, accidentally fell into the dung pit and died, he may be the first monarch in history to be martyred in the toilet, which exposed the simplicity of the palace toilet in the pre-Qin period.
Liu Bang, the ancestor of Han Gao, ranks first in the "History of Chinese Hooligans". Once, he was anxious in front of the ministers, and in order to save time for a meeting, he asked a civil official to hand him his hat, and he turned his back, and after a while, the urine of the half-hat was presented in front of everyone.
Perhaps inspired by Han Gaozu's peeing in a minister's hat, most of the emperors of later generations no longer went to the toilet and used a commode to solve the problem. The Xijing Miscellaneous Records says that the Han Dynasty court made "tigers" out of jade for the emperor's convenience. Legend has it that in the Western Han Dynasty, the "flying general" Li Guang shot the dead crouching tiger, and let people cast a copper drowning device in the shape of a tiger, and put the urine in it, expressing his contempt for the tiger, which is the origin of the name of "Huzi".
When the emperor of the Tang Dynasty sat in the Dragon Court, because some of the ancestors of their family were called "Li Hu", they changed this disrespectful term to "beast" or "horse", and then later, it was commonly known as "toilet" and "urinal".
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Anonymous users2024-01-23Confessions of a toilet.
I'm a toilet, right! It's the thing you use often, do you sometimes feel extremely frustrated, even a little anxious because you can't find me, and you won't excrete your XX into your pants without me? What the?
I heard you right! Will you? KAO -- You have incontinence, don't hurry up to find a doctor to see, if you have to pull casually, just pull to the big locust tree at the mouth of the alley, by the way, I want to tell you, don't let Aunt Zhang in the alley know when you pull!
Let her old man know, you will be miserable, not only will you be fined, but also entangled in a group of unreasonable people in the West Temple to criticize you in turn, for your safety, good! Obedient to me, I'll make you very happy!
I work 24 hours a day, why should I work 24 hours? Because I'm hungry, I want to eat, so I have to work hard, my appetite is huge, my daily throughput is about a ton or so, my job is very simple, is a person to sit quietly there, and then open my big mouth, waiting for a friend to feed me something to eat, my friend door is very good to me, after feeding me, will hand me a napkin to open my mouth, what napkins are available, what XX brand sanitary napkins, XX evening newspaper (kao or half a sheet, I have an article that I haven't read), and what printing paper, coated paper, the most unfortunate is that yesterday the cat master came to me to skim the strip, after the cool to give me a piece of blue paper, I brushed my teeth for 5 hours, not yet clean, other friends thought I had a venereal disease in my mouth. Didn't dare to come to me cool, poor I was hungry for a long time yesterday, but it was good to pull, and then a girlfriend gave me a long soft thing, I thought it was the latest toothbrush, I brushed it, who knew that the brush was gone in the end, oh it was melted, I asked other toilets what this is, other toilet brothers told me that this is the latest tampon, oh is a tampon, what is it?
Indissoluble? I'm the toilet, when you're happy, don't give me messy sundries, it will cause my laryngitis, I'm sick, you're not good at skimming, you're not good at skimming, you're not happy, I'm not happy if you're upset, I'm happy for you, I'm happy for everyone, take care of the rights in your hands!
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Anonymous users2024-01-22According to the "Zuo Biography" record: one day in 581 B.C., Jin Jinggong felt bloated after tasting new wheat, so he went to the toilet, accidentally fell into the dung pit and died, he may be the first monarch in history to be martyred in the toilet, which exposed the simplicity of the palace toilet in the pre-Qin period.
Terrible!!!
I didn't even give boiling water, which is a problem in itself, and it is difficult to pull without complaining. I can only hope that your boss will work hard to improve other aspects. It's not your fault, the boss himself knows better, so if he still blames you, he can't say it. If you're not in the mood to do it, just change places!
Help, see what you can do to help. Say hello to people, and take the initiative to admit that it is your sequelae. When you're done, treat someone to a meal, a cup of coffee, or something. By the way, are you pooping? How could it be that the toilet was clogged.
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Hurry up, and then be enthusiastic, do your best to help the guest to him, I did it for two months during the winter vacation last year, and the boss recognized me, hehe.