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When I went to school, I would secretly smoke in the toilet, and every time there was a classmate who put the wind in the wind, one day classmate A saw the head teacher come to the toilet, because he didn't smoke and swaggered out, and the head teacher saw him and asked: Did you come to the toilet to smoke again? >>>More

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Once asked her boyfriend to come home, planning to cook him a love lunch. >>>More

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Duanzi: The first time I went to my boyfriend's house, I saw that his room was very messy, so I helped him clean it up, but I was pricked by a needle at his bedside and bled a lot. The sheets were stained red. When the mother-in-law saw it, she was not angry at all, and slaughtered the family cat and added a dish at noon. >>>More