How to tell the joke that the CEO of China Mobile went to the toilet

One morning, Pig Coulee, an official who moved a mobile office, suddenly felt an internal urgency and had to find a public toilet. "What for? Uncle shouted.

"I'm the mobile boss, and I'm in a hurry. "Pig Coulee. "You don't know that everything is charged now?

Uncle. "Okay, how much? "Pig Coulee.

"5 cents in and 3 cents out. The uncle looked at him. "What comes out is there a charge?

Pig Coulee glared. "Look, we have two-way charging here. If you have a toilet package, you can charge it in one direction.

The master stood up and said, "Okay, I'll pay. Pig Coulee pulled out ten dollars. "Poop or pee?

The uncle pinched the money and asked. "Poop, hurry. Well, do you need to apply for a package?

If you poop 50 times at once, you can be given a discount to poop another 30 times. The master said. "Don't say it, I'll go in first, and I'll come out and pay right away.

After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and came out after a long time. "Sir, you chose the No. 5 pit position, and you have to pay 5 cents for the number selection fee, and you didn't say don't choose to play music when you stayed in it, so you charged 6 cents each time. In addition, you squat in there for fifteen minutes and one second, and the first minute is charged at 5 cents per minute, and the second minute is charged at 4 cents per minute.

Fractions of a minute will be billed as a minute. In addition, since your excrement takes up our sewer bandwidth, please pay an additional 50 yuan per month. Finally you can see other people going into the toilet through the hole, and you can pay a $1 fee for the person who came to the toilet.

Mr. Pig Coulee was already there. So, Mr. CEO, we don't swipe the card here, you have to pay a total of cents, if you don't pay overdue, according to the daily cost of three thousandths of a late fee, we do not notify you, to accumulate to 1,000 yuan we will be called through legal means. As soon as the uncle finished speaking, Mr. Pig Guli fainted in the urinal with a thud.

Location: Public toilets. Events:

The CEO of China Mobile went to the toilet and the incident: "What are you doing? The aunt who watched the toilet shouted.

"I am the CEO of China Mobile, and I am in a hurry. "You don't know that everything is charged now? "Auntie.

"Okay, how much? "5 cents in and 3 cents out. The aunt looked at him.

"What comes out is there a charge? The boss stared. "Look, we have two-way charging here.

If you have a toilet package, you can charge it in one direction. Okay, I'll pay. The boss took out ten dollars.

"Poop or pee? The aunt pinched the money and asked. "Poop, hurry.

Well, do you need to apply for a package? If you poop 50 times at once, you can be given a discount to poop another 30 times. Auntie said.

"Don't say it, I'll go in first, and I'll come out and pay right away. After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and came out after a long time. "Sir, you chose the No. 5 pit position, and you have to pay 5 cents for the number selection fee, and you didn't say don't choose to play music when you stayed in it, so you charged 6 cents each time.

In addition, you squat in there for fifteen minutes and one second, and the first minute is charged at 5 cents per minute, and the second minute is charged at 4 cents per minute. Fractions of a minute will be billed as a minute. In addition, since your excrement occupies our sewer broadband, please pay an additional 50 yuan per month.

Finally you can see other people going into the toilet through the hole, and you can pay a $1 fee for the person who came to the toilet. "The boss was already there. So, Mr. CEO, we don't swipe the card here, you have to pay a total of yuan, if you don't pay it overdue, the fee will be charged at three thousandths of a day, and we will not notify you until you accumulate 1,000 yuan, and we will call for payment through legal means."

The aunt just finished speaking, moving the boss"Plop"Poured down in the urinal with a bang!! The mobile boss said in a daze: "Is there any more royal law?"

The aunt said: "My territory, I am in charge".

The CEO of China Mobile went to the toilet, and the old man who guarded the door said: Three cents in and two cents out! The boss was stunned and said

Is there a charge for coming out? The old man said: Learn to move two-way charging.

The boss came out of the toilet and was stopped: you squatted in the No. 8 pit, paid a dollar for the number selection fee, let out a fart, paid a dollar for roaming, more than three minutes, and then paid a dollar overtime fee, the toilet has background music, and the ringtone fee is two cents, if you are frequented, I advise you to make a toilet package more cost-effective. The boss was furious:

Which royal law is this? The old man waved his hand: Dynamic Zone, my territory listen to me! Adopt it.

Haha, it's funny for the boss to go to the toilet!!

Auntie laughed: My territory, listen to me!