How do you write an interesting and sarcastic warning about the fish being stolen from the balcony?

Xiangyangmen is always in spring; (Su Shi).

There is more than enough celebration for good people. (Buddha seal).

—Buddha seal against Su Shi.

Legend has it that the poet monk Buddha seal does not avoid wine and meat, this day just fried the fish ready to drink, it happened that the old friend Su Shi came to visit. Buddha Yin hurriedly hid the fish under the college. Su Shi had already smelled the fish, and when he entered the door, he didn't see it, so he had a plan and casually said this link.

This was originally the last sentence of a well-known Spring Festival couplet, and Buddha Yin was deeply surprised by Su Shi's recitation of the well-known old sentence, and smoothly used the original couplet to match. As soon as the words fell, Su Shi laughed and said: "Since there is fish [Yu] in Xuan [Qing], then do something good and take it out and eat it!"

It's not embarrassing to get the Buddha seal.