I now want to collect one of the coldest jokes. Hurry up and reply! 1st place, toilet pass

Fancies. Soldiers: thirsty, thirsty, thirsty

Half an hour later. Cao Ren: Lord, find a lot of water!

Cao Cao: Did you hear that? Finally there was water to drink.

Soldiers: If you don't go, you must find the plums

1.One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid child?"

2.There are two kinds of people I hate the most: one is racist; second, blacks; The third is illiterate!

There was a transfer girl in the class who introduced herself: "I may not be the most beautiful, I may not be the best ......."Just as everyone praised her for her modesty, she said, "Hello everyone, my name is Wei Bihui!" ”

One day, Xiao Ming fell to his death while walking on the road.

Why is the sea blue because there are a lot of fish in it in the "blue blue.""of spitting bubbles.

1.What does a fat man fall from a tall building? A:

Dead Fat 2Two people fell into the trap, the dead are called dead, and what are the living called? A:

Help! 3.The teacher asked a student how to reduce white pollution?

Student's answer: Make the lunch box blue. 4.

How do you make a drink bigger? Recite the Great Compassion (Cup) mantra.

Woman: I'm going to divorce my husband, he's unfaithful.

Judge: Why are you disloyal?

Woman: I don't think my child is his.

Xiao Ming asked his father if he could tell a story, and his father said, "Yes, do you want to listen to the long or short ones?" Xiao Ming said, long.

Dad said, "Once upon a time there was a fly, buzzing buzz bum bum ... Xiao Ming said:

Let's keep it short," Dad said, once upon a time there was a fly, buzz, pop!

There is a factory opposite the unit, and there is a sign on the gate: The enterprise depends on me to survive, and I rely on the development of the enterprise. Yesterday there was a strong wind, and the slogan was blown down a few words in the morning, and then I looked at the slogan, and it became: The enterprise depends on me to survive, I rely on it!

Once asked a nearsighted man how many degrees of glasses he had, he wanted to say 400 degrees, but it turned out to be 400 watts.

One day, the little fly asked his mother, "Mom, why do we have to eat poop every day?" ”

Mom: "Shut up! Don't say such disgusting things while eating! ”

"What did Hongdoubei become with a punch? ”

Red bean paste! "No, it's the Black Eyed Pea、、、

Once upon a time there was a penguin, and when he was bored and had no one to play, he plucked his own fur and finally plucked it out. Then it said, "It's cold!"

What island is the most abundant in the world?

The answer is: don't know (island) and can't find (island).