Toilet couplet, toilet couplet

Laugh on a few couplets:

The falls into the pond, shaking the starry sky;

on the wall, painting half of the country.

Smoking and shaking the fan, the wind and clouds will meet in front of you;

Pulling pee and fart, thunderstorm under the crotch.

Calling him a virgin and a woman, he will automatically untie his clothes at this point;

Let you be a hero, you have to bow your head when you come in.

When you come, you have a sad face, and when you go, you are calm and relaxed.

Let him be a hero of the world, and he has to be quiet when he enters this door;

With you, the Monkey King, you should only bend your knees and bow your waist when you break into this office.

In the pit is full of pits, and in the valleys are full of valleys;

The night is not closed, and the road is not forgotten.

Sitting for a while will relax your mind;

Idle for a while, and become a god.

Three steps into the door are urgent, and a loose body comes out.

When you come, you have a sad face, and when you go, you are calm and relaxed.