What should I do if I forget to bring a paper to the toilet?

Updated on Toilets 2024-07-19
13 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-01-24

    I understand that you mean that she is interesting to you, you think so, but if people have a good relationship with your girlfriend, they may just chat politely, or they are usually more cheerful.

  2. Anonymous users2024-01-23

    There are the following methods:1Watch for dogs around, and if so, call them in.

    2.Call 10086, keep calling, and it will dry after a long time. 3.

    Take off your underwear and use your underwear, hoping you still have Q coins to buy your underwear. 4.Call the government for help, they will hold a national conference on your problem, and invite experts from abroad to form a research group, distribute it to every province, city, county and village, and then allocate a large amount of funds, and the government will keep holding meetings on your problem, and after the meeting, they will eat, after eating, and help you bring the paper by the way.

    5.Wash with gynecology, and then use a backgammon reader to improve your memory after washing, so that you can remember to bring paper next time. 6.

    Notify the media and tell them that so-and-so celebrity is next to you, and there will be countless reporters with cameras, and you will be able to ask them for paper. 7.Pretending to be a beautiful girl's voice, he called the local director, he must have prepared a diary, hurried over, and then he could use the diary.

    8.Call the United States and tell them that you find oil under the toilet, they will definitely come in tanks, planes, nuclear weapons, and, of course, the paper you hope for will definitely be brought. 9.

    Take off all your clothes and pants, attract onlookers, if you're lucky, you will happen to have someone with paper on you, maybe there will be an unexpected gain, on the news broadcast that night. 10.Call the media and tell them that you know a certain way of taking care of the regimen, which is "squatting in the toilet".

    They will definitely broadcast an advertisement on the big hype you mentioned: "Squatting in the toilet not only keeps you healthy, but also treats cancer, leukemia, AIDS and other diseases that are difficult for the medical profession to overcome", calling on TV viewers across the country to follow suit. Then there will be countless people next to your toilet who will come to line up to squat on the toilet, and you can threaten them that you won't get up if you don't give you paper.

    When the time comes, it will not only solve the problem of not bringing paper, but also become famous and known as a "miracle doctor". 11.Text someone and say he's won the $5 million jackpot and the prize is where you're squatting.

    12.Time is running out, the landlord is probably almost dry after reading this, or grab it with your hands, remember to wash your hands with milk powder after grabbing, milk powder is poisonous, fight poison with poison, kill all bacteria on your hands, including all the cells on your hands, and kill all the way to the bone marrow. Hey, it looks like this hand is a lot of money.

  3. Anonymous users2024-01-22

    Call someone to get it.

  4. Anonymous users2024-01-21

    Call now! If there is no one, call 114 and ask. Or Suning Tesco, ask him to send it!

  5. Anonymous users2024-01-20

    Stop wiping, get up and leave...

  6. Anonymous users2024-01-19

    Definitely use girlfriend photos, 100 yuan is not easy to come by. You can take the photo again later. If your girlfriend asks you about the photo, you say you can't find it, maybe you lost it. Don't tell him you ......

  7. Anonymous users2024-01-18

    Call someone and give it 100 yuan.

    If you are in a hurry, you can't do it, there should be someone in the toilet, so choose a clean one.

  8. Anonymous users2024-01-17

    Don't use it!! It's a waste of national resources, so let's use your hands.

  9. Anonymous users2024-01-16

    I think that the first thought in this situation is to call your girlfriend to ask for her opinion, what do she say, what do you do, you can also look at your girlfriend's attitude to life, and count it in one fell swoop.

  10. Anonymous users2024-01-15

    Money, don't do this to your girlfriend

    100 is not HKD 1000

    Wash it and use it quickly, haha

  11. Anonymous users2024-01-14

    With a photo of a girlfriend, it was known, and the loss was greater than 100 yuan. Just use bottoms, not just a few dollars.

  12. Anonymous users2024-01-13

    I don't need any of them, I don't need them, because I don't have any...

  13. Anonymous users2024-01-12

    I forgot about this, so what do you remember?!

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Hehe! I forgot to bring it once! I was in the army at that time, and everyone else was being educated, and suddenly I found the rules and regulations posted on the door, so I tore them off and used them haha! There's no way to force it out, I'm not flouting the ordinance! Honestly, the paper is too hard!