Couplet about toilets

Above: Open the door of convenience, Down: Solve the worries of the future, Horizontal criticism: The land of all.

Upper: urinate in, appropriate;

Down: Great relief, liberation, horizontal criticism: bow and do your best.

Up: unobstructed up and down, down: elegant collection of things.

Horizontal batch: metabolism.

Up: 100 steps before coming, down: loose after out.

Horizontal batch: Pleasure for the body and mind.

Top: Sit quietly and look for verses, Bottom: Relax and listen to the spring.

Horizontal batch: Quiet world.

Upper: Best for chanting and singing, Lower: Not for indiscriminate bombardment.

Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene.

Above: Sitting for a while will relax your mind;

Below: After a while, you will become a god.

Horizontal batch: This is the paradise.

Withdrawing urine with hands behind your back – no support (service).

with a bitter face - I want to cry (cool).

It's a little loud, don't make a mistake and hum haha.

The mud horn is still dashing.

Urine drop is useless.

People who are angry have two urgency.

Peeing naturally has to be "nasty".

The fountain is called "high class".

There are few toilets and people get up early.

The pit is deep and the manure falls late.

Shanglian: Eat and scold your mother in a bowl.

Downlink: Drill into the latrine to occupy the pit.

Horizontal batch: while scolding and occupying.

Up: 100 steps before coming, down: loose after out.

Horizontal batch: Pleasure for the body and mind.

Top: Sit quietly and look for verses, Bottom: Relax and listen to the spring.

Horizontal batch: Quiet world.

Flowing water mercilessly flows into the pool.

Aoyama has a long voice.

Transcendent This is a toilet couplet in the Three Su Temple in Meishan.

A collection of hilarious toilet couplets.

Above: The heroes of the world are here to bow down.

Below: The chaste women of the world come in and undress wide.

Horizontal batch: Heaven and earth are righteous.

Above: Stepping on both sides of the Yellow River with confidential documents in hand, Bottom: Machine gun fire in front and artillery fire in the back.

Horizontal batch: cool. Above: Open the door of convenience, Down: Solve the worries of the future, Horizontal criticism: The land of all.

Upper: urinate in, appropriate;

Down: Great relief, liberation, horizontal criticism: bow and do your best.

Up: unobstructed up and down, down: elegant collection of things.

Horizontal batch: metabolism.

Up: 100 steps before coming, down: loose after out.

Horizontal batch: Pleasure for the body and mind.

Top: Sit quietly and look for verses, Bottom: Relax and listen to the spring.

Horizontal batch: Quiet world.

Upper: Best for chanting and singing, Lower: Not for indiscriminate bombardment.

Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene.

Above: Sitting for a while will relax your mind;

Below: After a while, you will become a god.

Horizontal batch: This is the paradise.

Please come to the ends of the earth.

Spring is always present here.

Welcome.

Come in a hurry, and if you can't bear it, you will make a big plan.

Go in a hurry, and stumble into a thousand hatreds.

Horizontal batch: unbearable.

Listen to the wind and rain in the wind and rain (men's toilet).

Xiaoxiang Pavilion hears the stream and rhyme (women's toilet).