Write couplets to the toilet

Updated on Toilets 2024-07-03
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  1. Anonymous users2024-01-24

    Uplink: The urine splash pit vibrates the sky full of stars, (Xingdou refers to flies) Downlink: There are thousands of mountains and rivers next to the poop pit.

    Horizontal batch: "Heaven and earth righteousness".

    Above: Open the door of convenience, Down: Solve the worries of the future, Horizontal criticism: The land of all.

    Upper: urinate in, appropriate;

    Down: Great relief, liberation, horizontal criticism: bow and do your best.

    Up: unobstructed up and down, down: elegant collection of things.

    Horizontal batch: metabolism.

    Up: 100 steps before coming, down: loose after out.

    Horizontal batch: Pleasure for the body and mind.

    Top: Sit quietly and look for verses, Bottom: Relax and listen to the spring.

    Horizontal batch: Quiet world.

    Upper: Best for chanting and singing, Lower: Not for indiscriminate bombardment.

    Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene.

    Above: Sitting for a while will relax your mind;

    Below: After a while, you will become a god.

    Horizontal batch: This is the paradise.

    Withdrawing urine with hands behind your back – no support (service).

    with a bitter face - I want to cry (cool).

    It's a little loud, don't make a mistake and hum haha.

    The mud horn is still dashing.

    Urine drop is useless.

    People who are angry have two urgency.

    Peeing naturally has to be "nasty".

    The fountain is called "high class".

    There are few toilets and people get up early.

    The pit is deep and the manure falls late.

    Shanglian: Eat and scold your mother in a bowl.

    Downlink: Drill into the latrine to occupy the pit.

    Horizontal batch: while scolding and occupying.

  2. Anonymous users2024-01-23

    Comb your face in the morning, bathe your skin in the evening, wash and clean.

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