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Anonymous users2024-01-24Husband:"Wife, no, our house is haunted!! I just went to the bathroom, and as soon as I opened the door, the light turned on, and there was a cold wind blowing over!! "
The wife slapped it over and shouted:"You drunkard!! It's the third time you've peed in our fridge!! ..."
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Anonymous users2024-01-23There were two northeasterners, talking in the lobby of a foreign restaurant. In order to show off their English, they spoke loudly in the hall: "If I get up early, I'll call you."
If you wake up early, you call me. They were silent for a while, and then another asked, "If no one gets up early, who is calling whom?" ”
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Anonymous users2024-01-22Say a true one.
In a restaurant in Handan, there is a urinal that is much higher than the others, almost reaching the head of a normal person. I saw that it was written next to it "Waiting for Yao Ming".
A woman urinated in the toilet, a drunk entered by mistake after drinking, heard the sound of urine, and hurriedly said: Don't pour, I really don't drink! The woman was frightened, she didn't dare to pee anymore, she couldn't hold back her fart, and the drunkard said: ** I opened another bottle!
On the dashboard of the car, there was a sudden appearance of "children squatting in the toilet", what is going on? I don't know how to make people laugh.
Seeing the problem upstairs, it must be a leak in the bathroom. >>>More
Spend dozens of dollars to customize a floor-to-ceiling mirror to block it. In this way, the reflective bathroom with mirrors will also have a large visual space.
This is estimated to be when the bathroom was leak-proof, the bathroom threshold stone (brick) was not put to do waterproofing, and the threshold stone (brick) was pasted after the waterproofing was done, causing the water in the bathroom (probably the water leaking from the floor tile joint) to the door! The correct waterproofing practice of the bathroom should be to put the bathroom threshold stone (brick) and then do waterproofing, and the waterproofing should be rolled to the side of the threshold stone (brick)! If this is indeed the case, it is the responsibility of the decoration company and it must be handled by them, strictly speaking, the waterproofing has to be redone! >>>More