How would you gracefully say that you want to go to the toilet?

Just go to the bathroom. Generally, boys say to go to the bathroom, eighty percent is large, because the speed of the trumpet is very fast, enter the door and take out the tools, it takes about 10 seconds, the process of releasing water ranges from 3 to 20 seconds, and then shake twice, about 1 second, take back the tools and go out, the total time is not more than 1 minute, this time delay basically does not need to tell others.

The class teacher's class teacher felt a stomachache after less than five minutes of class. I thought to myself, just after class, I said that I wanted to go to the toilet, this is not ironclad! What's more, our class is a liberal arts class, in front of so many girls, if I am rejected, how will I mix in the future?

But people have three urgencies, I want to slow down, but the intestines don't agree! Once I became incontinent, I said goodbye to school. Just as I was struggling, the old class asked a question, and several people didn't answer, looking a little angry.

As soon as I saw that the opportunity had come, I raised my hand and replied in one go. The whole class was visibly intimidated by me, as I had never taken the initiative to answer a question. Taking advantage of this stall, I said that I had a stomachache and wanted to go to the toilet.

Then the old class nodded with a relieved face, although my defense line was about to collapse, I still maintained my demeanor, calmly walked out of the classroom, out of the range of my classmates, and then walked away.

The word Xueyin comes from an allusion in the Song Dynasty of our country, which is still used by the Japanese, but most of the Chinese are at a loss. According to the classics, the famous monk Xue Dou Mingjue in the Song Dynasty once held the toilet in Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou. After three years of service, he became enlightened.

In other words, he has reached a very high level of spirituality during his three years as a toilet cleaner. The "snow" of Xuedou Mingjue and the "hidden" of Lingyin Temple have become synonymous with "toilet". Chinese have traditionally regarded toilets as unclean places, and most toilets in China are indeed unclean places.

Therefore, on elegant occasions, the phrase "going to the toilet" is difficult to say. However, people are not exempt from physical needs because of the elegance of the occasion, and whenever this happens, the elegant man implicitly says, "I will go conveniently."

And the elegant lady said in a dashing manner, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”

Isn't it like, "I'm sorry, I want to go to the bathroom, can I be absent?" "I think it's very subtle and polite. That's what I say every time I go to the bathroom, in public.

When I was in my third year of high school, I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet, so I ran to the podium and said to the teacher, "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet!" The teacher didn't raise his head and asked, can't you bear it? How can you endure such an urgent matter?

It's good that I'm witty, don't you look up? I put the toilet paper under the teacher's eyelids. The teacher glanced at him and said, "Go and go back quickly."

I hurried to the WC, leaving behind me a round of applause from my classmates.

Of course, it's "Xiaoyi", because when he was in high school, time was precious, and some classmates gave him instant noodles in order to let others go to the toilet with him, and then the other party left. Chinese teacher Song Dayong was heartbroken when he found out, and said, classmates, he gave you some instant noodles, and went to the toilet together, which was a small righteousness, and then we asked each other when we went to the toilet: "Go, Xiaoyi?" ”

I'm going to go to the toilet elegantly [funny] [funny].

Our Manchu compatriots call going to the toilet "edun tuwambi", which is translated into Chinese as "guanfeng", "guanfeng". So every time I watch Detective Di Renjie and Di Fatzi and Wu Zetian talking in the Guanfeng Palace, I feel very sorry for them.

Please allow me to leave. I'm going to meet up with a good friend. If I could, I'd rather have the opportunity to introduce him to you tonight. It seems like a joke.

Suffice it to say I'm going to eat instant noodles. Convenience is the meaning of lababa.

There is flowing water that will pass through here, and I will go back as soon as I go.

Cai Shaofen: The concubine is going to change clothes.