Desperate for funny dialogue in the couple s kitchen

1、.Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

2. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; When you have money, eat wild vegetables ...... hotel3. You can't eat a fat man in one bite, but a fat man eats it one bite at a time!

4. I was also a seed of infatuation back then, but it rained ......Drowned.

5. I ordered two dishes in the cafeteria at noon, and I was shocked when I ate the first one: Is there anything more unpalatable in the world? I cried when I ate the second one: there really is!

6. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks, the risk is too great, or the safest way to make tofu is tofu - if it is hard, it is dried tofu, if it is thin, it is tofu brain, if it is thin, it is tofu skin, if it is not done, it is soy milk, and if it is smelly, it is stinky tofu, and it is not a loss.

7. There is an old man who specializes in eating roast duck in Beijing, it is said that authentic roast duck is difficult to eat, and once brought a ticket to eat authentic Beiping roast duck.

Boss! Give a roast duck, you have to be authentic! ”

I saw that the little sister brought a roast duck to the table.

Roast duck to! The old man stopped everyone's eating first, touched the buttocks of the roast duck, and called out to the little sister angrily

You are not a Peking duck, you are a Nanjing duck, change one! ”

Seeing this, the little sister hurriedly took it back and changed it.

Roast duck to! In the same way, the old man touched the duck's ass and exhaled angrily

Younger sister! This is Tianjin salt duck, change! ”

The little sister took it back and told the chef that another plate was served.

Roast duck to! The old man repeated the action and finally said

It's ready to eat! This is authentic Peking roast duck! ”

At this time, a cook suddenly ran out of the kitchen, knelt in front of the old man and said:

I've been an orphan since I was a child, and I don't know where I was born or if I can touch me.

Tell me where I'm from! ”