Toilet funny couplet

1. Upper: Come In

Bottom: Come Out

Horizontal batch: IO

2. Up: Ten brothers, carry the cannon out of the city, Down: Sweep for a while, collect the troops and return to the camp!

3. Upper: Sitting for a while will relax your mind;

Below: After a while, you will become a god.

Horizontal batch: This is the paradise.

4. Up: Step on the poop table, untie the belt of your pants with both hands, and down: thunder first and then rain, a yellow dragon to the end.

5. Up: It is best to sing in a low voice, and it is not suitable to bomb indiscriminately.

Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene.

6. Upper: Men and women are different from each other to find convenience here, and they must see the direction clearly, and below: the size can be easily entered, please pay attention to hygiene.

7. Above: Meditation and looking for verses, Bottom: Relax and listen to the clear spring.

Horizontal batch: Quiet world.

8, up: Let him be a hero of the world and have to whisper his breath when he enters this door, and down: With you, the Monkey King can only bend his knees and bow down.

9. Up: Open the door of convenience, Down: Solve the worries of the future, and cross: the land of.

10. Upper: Pee into the pool Mo learn machine gun to shoot nonsense, Lower: Poop into the pit Don't be a goddess scattered flowers.

11. Upper: urinate if you have to urinate;

Down: Great relief, liberation, horizontal criticism: bow and do your best.

12. Upper: Male left.

Bottom: Female right. Horizontal batch: intermediate charge.

13. Up: smooth up and down, down: elegant collection of things.

Horizontal batch: metabolism.

14. Up: 100 steps before coming, down: loose after out.

Horizontal batch: Pleasure for the body and mind.

15, Shanglian: The heroes and heroes of the world are here to bow their heads and pay homage, and the next link: The chaste women in the world come in and undress and untie their skirts.

Horizontal batch: Heaven and earth are righteous.