What should I do if I in the toilet and only have a mobile phone on my body, and there is no call fe

Updated on Toilets 2024-04-28
8 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-01-23

    The most helpless way: just lift your pants and leave, go home and clean.

    The most disgusting way: find the paper used by others in the paper bucket next to you, and wipe it with a clean part.

    The bravest thing to do: pick it with your fingers, and then lick your fingers clean so as not to affect the environment.

    The most scoundrel thing to do: Shake your ass hard, or even rub it against the wall, until you think it's clean and your hemorrhoids are healed.

    The most annoying thing to do: shout loudly until someone from the flood of love comes to watch the paper being delivered.

    The most domineering method: exchange mobile phones for passers-by's hand paper.

    The most awesome way: call the fire alarm, in case the fire uncle doesn't bring paper, you can use a high-pressure water spray gun to help you flush, and pay the money afterwards.

    The most fucking thing to do: use the back cover of your phone to collect your own urine, use it to wipe your ass, wipe it.

  2. Anonymous users2024-01-22

    It is wisest to take off the underwear as a tissue paper and leave sanctimoniously after wiping it, and if you think it is troublesome to take off the pants, you can tear it off along the gutter without much effort.

  3. Anonymous users2024-01-21

    Call KFC to deliver food and bring more paper.

  4. Anonymous users2024-01-20

    Lift your pants and walk away, or wait for the shit to dry for a few hours before you go, and be sure to go off the beaten path.

  5. Anonymous users2024-01-19

    If you have traffic, you can find anyone.

  6. Anonymous users2024-01-18

    Pick your hands with your fingers or put on your bottoms and wash them at home.

  7. Anonymous users2024-01-17

    Call 10086 to tell customer service and ask her to notify your friend.

  8. Anonymous users2024-01-16

    Cold salad or hit 10086

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