There is also a wrong essay about going to the toilet

It happened during the monthly Chinese exam in the first year of junior high school. I don't know why, I lost the language syllabus, and I was so anxious that I almost jumped off the balcony. Fortunately, I was very popular in the class. Look at yours today, watch him tomorrow, look at someone else's the day after tomorrow, and make do with it.

When the exam arrived, I relied on the essence of all directions and went straight to the full score island. Maybe God is against me, and it really makes people "suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, and empty their bodies." "Just as I was doing it, my stomach suddenly hurt sharply, and I had to tell the teacher.

I still have a few questions left to do, so I'll have to come back and do it again. The teacher didn't say no, he didn't say yes, he just looked at me with strange eyes, I was too late, I took three steps and two steps.

After going to the toilet, I feel a hundred and one happy. I looked at my watch, and there were still 40 minutes left, which was a lot of time. I washed my hands in the toilet and got a haircut.

Suddenly, my vision stopped in the lower right corner, and when I walked in, it turned out to be a language outline. There is no name. It is a student who has not done well to put the syllabus in the toilet and take the time to go to the toilet to peek at it during the exam.

Who says students with poor grades aren't smart? Some of them are good moves.

I didn't pay much attention to it. I threw it away and went out. Unfortunately, the invigilator was standing at the door.

Not good, I have a bad premonition. I hurriedly went to pick up the outline, but the teacher was one step ahead of me. Then the teacher smiled and said

Let's go and lie down in the teaching office. ”

It's not mine. I pleaded.

Not yours? Where is yours? ”

Mine is gone. ”

It's gone, so why didn't you ask the teacher for it? ”

I, I ......”

What am I, don't quibble. ”

Don't believe me, I'm doing it one at a time. ”

I've seen it all, what's the use of doing it. ”

I don't jump on the balcony anymore, I jump on Langya Mountain instead.

The final result should also be imagined. It was supposed to be punished. However, due to the intercession of the class teacher, the testimony of my classmates, and the fact that I am usually obedient at school, I am a first-time offender. So there was no punishment. Let me turn in a copy of the examination. I don't accept it, I'm wronged!

I faithfully tell you that don't go to the toilet during the exam, don't go to the toilet when you are in a hurry, suffocate to death, and don't go to the toilet. Even if you want to go up, you have to do a "carpet search" to see if there are any "mines". Otherwise, I won't regret it!