Someone joked to you that you would be invited to a big meal, in the hairy toilet. How do you answer

Okay, then you eat first, I'll go when I'm done, and I'll bring you two bottles of rice wine by the way.

It's obviously a joke, you can answer him however you want, can you? Tell him that you are eating a big meal in the toilet? It's very simple, or what are you doing at your house for a big meal?

Probably only you can figure out where to eat a big meal, I still won't eat with you, you can enjoy it yourself.

Do you eat there often? Sorry I'm busy, go enjoy it yourself!

You reply to the other person, and you enjoy it yourself.

I'm afraid you won't have enough to eat, so I won't go, you can eat more.

Reply to him: So your kitchen is there?

Or: You've been eating there all day? Congratulations on being on Guinness!

Then enjoy it yourself, I don't have that blessing yet.