What s the funniest thing you ve heard or experienced in the toilet?

I think the funniest things I've ever heard or experienced in the toilet are two of them that are real In high school, one of my classmates, Xiao Li, didn't like to talk. He listens to indifferent people and is not very popular. As a result, people often made fun of him and became a laughing stock in the dormitory.

Once, he returned to his dormitory after lunch. He had a stomach ache and went to the toilet. He went to the toilet without a tissue, so he could only take the paper towel and only look for the paper towel.

There were no paper towels in the toilet, but he didn't have one, so he had to go to someone else, but they all said no! One of Skinner agreed, and then gave it to him. Then he asked, is it delicious?

He just took it and threw it away. He didn't want to throw it in the face of the person who gave the tissue. Big aunt towel has.

He laughed even louder. Then Xiao Li was defeated by him and finally became the first person to eat.

Hahaha, once, a friend was getting married and had a banquet at a hotel. After drinking too much and vomiting, I went to the bathroom in a daze, and after finding a random cubicle, I found blood in the pit. After reading it, I don't care how much I squat down and vomit.

I don't have enough friends today, everyone else is vomiting blood. I'm just getting started. I'll have to work hard when I go back in the future.

After vomiting, rush out the door.

Just as they reached out to open the door, two people suddenly came in, talking as they walked (the voice of high heels was talking to a woman!). Sober up immediately!! Is this the legendary women's toilet?!

Is there blood in the pit? Decisively reached out and closed the door again. Hold one's breath!

Then the high heels walked next door to me from far to near!

My heart was pounding, and my brain was immediately filled with the results of various discoveries......And then there was a long waiting ......(Various sounds are omitted in between). At that time, I thought that Lao Tzu's fame in my life was over! At my best friend's wedding, I went to the bathroom and jumped into the Yellow River to take a bath.

Several After a few minutes, the crowd left, then leaned on the door and listened for a while to make sure there was no one outside, and then quickly rushed out. God cared about me and didn't meet anyone. Once you're out, take a deep breath and quietly look up at the generic sign on the door.

Re-entry. Wash your hands, then go back to the table and drink as if nothing happened. That's some of the funniest things I've ever heard or experienced in the toilet.

The funniest thing I've ever experienced in the toilet is that there is no paper.

Going to the toilet without paper is the funniest thing.

The funny thing is to eat.

I went to the toilet particularly quickly, so it was hard to hear.

Ever listened to the story of who liked whom in the toilet.

Once I entered the toilet in the scenic spot, accidentally entered the men's toilet, a group of old men stood there in a row to urinate, I quickly covered my eyes and shouted loudly that I didn't see anything, leaving a group of big men messy in the wind.

I forgot to bring paper to the toilet.,I want to pick up a clod of soil to deal with it.,After going in, a buddy came up on the side.。 I wanted to wait for him to leave, but after waiting for half an hour, there was no movement, so I thought that I would take it out and use it directly. As soon as I took it out, the buddy next to me said: Dude, can you knock me half a piece?

I am a woman, I love to travel, go to famous scenic spots to play, because the scenic spot logo is blurred, the wrong into the men's toilet, had to leave in style.