Why don t boys use toilet paper when they go to the toilet?

Today, the unit sent out handpapers, four rolls per person, and I have been looking forward to it for a long time and finally sent it, haha. Send paper today, will you send a cabinet tomorrow, will you send a cabinet tomorrow, will you send a cabinet the day after tomorrow, will you send a uniform, and the day after tomorrow will you pay a salary, haha! Another step towards a happy life.

Tissue paper is only issued to girls, not boys. This made us feel very strange, so, while the leaders were not paying attention, we got together and started discussing the issue. Look, how boring our amateur cultural life is.

Nana: Why don't the boys hand out handing out papers? Me:

Because boys don't use toilet paper. Nana: Impossible, aren't they inconvenient?

Me: It's okay to go home with poop, and if there is an old poop at work, there is no need to send it. Nana:

What about peeing? Me: Boys pee don't make paper paper.

Nana: So what? Me:

Just don't make it. Nana: Don't you wipe it?

Me:Don't rub it. ......How to wipe it.

Keiko: They don't wipe it, they just grab it! Nana:

Yes!!! Me:Spit ing), Keiko, it's disgusting!!

Nana: Really?! Me:

Don't talk nonsense, don't you have to wash your hands, hahahaha!! Nana: What then?

Me: Just shake it off. Nana:

No way. Me: How can't it!

You watch the man pee on TV, what is the last action. Keiko: Shake it.

Me: Well, that's it. Nana:

It's true? Me: Well, I think so.

Nana: Then why do some men squat when they pee? Me:

Because he still needs poop, he can't stand up and pee before looking for poop. Nana: Oh.

There's no need to talk about the rest of the things, it's all about the first seven and the last eight, I don't know how to run on this issue, it's a bit too much, hehe. Why do I always fool others, it's really fulfilling! Oh yes!

You should be talking about peeing, because boys can shake the urine drops clean.

Of course, from the perspective of health and hygiene, boys should also wipe it with a clean tissue after urinating.

Boys also use hand paper to poop, and it always feels a little disgusting to wipe it with their hands every day. There is no need to use urine, the urethra and genitals of boys are one, and when urinating, they can control the flow direction of urine by themselves, and generally do not hang the liquid. Even if there is urine hanging in the front of the genitals, it is completely clean with a shake or shake.

At first glance, I didn't learn biology well in junior high school, and the male and female reproductive systems are different.

First of all, men are more frugal, and it is not easy to make money to support their families, so we will calculate the money to the most detailed place, and if we can save it, we will save it, and the toilet paper also costs money!

Secondly, this should be argued from the evolutionary point of view of biology, the difference between females and males (12,000 words omitted here) hundreds of millions of years ago

Finally, this is to be demonstrated from a physical point of view, according to the principle of gravity of the shape of water droplets (36,000 words omitted here).

In a word, we conclude with a simple sentence:

Haha, we're all shaking!